'all eyes on the pro'
New Years eve a couple of years ago and me and a mate tagged along to end up at this massive house party in Notting Hill. After a number of champagne cocktails which were mostly made up of champagne and absinth we staggered to the loo upstairs and locked ourselves in so we could each do a naughty (but celebratory) line of coke.

Once finished we straightened up and wiped down the surface with some loo roll and flushed the toilet the we went to the bathroom next door to wash our hands.

When we got to the bathroom. We found about 16 people huddled round the bathtub in various positions while one guy looking decidedly worse for wear and looking a shade of green not unlike puke. He was swooning and revealed a large mirror placed over the bathtub and was piled sky high with coke. Someone yelled for him to get out and he stumbled into the hallway followed by a wretched sound of throwing up, but I just managed to swipe the card he had in his hands before he fell and I took over the job of cutting up and dividing the spoils.

Within 5 minutes I had 36 equal 'pro' lines cut out neatly and everyones eyes were glistening. My friend then announced to everyone, 'This is my friend, all eyes on the pro' when I heard a giggle from somewhere below. It was a girl staring straight into my undone flies (its a habit) and said loudly to my embarassment: 'more like a baby amateur'...

Oh the shame.

I am now 110% gay.
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Thu 15 Dec 2005, 15:21, Reply)