Shroom mania
Seriously into mushrooms mid/late 80s. 10 of us went picking near a distillery and got 10,000. Brewed up half of them when home. 5 total casualties. One guy went off to the kitchen and emerged with a knife and bottle and looking very dangerous. Disarmed him and sent him to his room to chill with some Bob Dylan, so we thought. Another friend came out with a cup of water to throw over someone as a joke. An English girl who was staying saw this, instinctively threw her hand up, hit the cup, which hit friend in face and opened large cut. English girl completely freaked and locked herself in toilet. The five remaining thought we were well 'ard for not freaking and in the height of our wisdom boiled up the other 5000 shrooms. Cue the closest I've been to cartoon land. During this we realised the English girl hadn't come out the toilet for quite some time. A friend peeked through a hole in the door and said 'there's someone lying in the bath and they're not moving'. It's hard to explain but something went round the five of us, realisation that we were all on a 4 figure amount of shrooms and that this girl had topped herself in the toilet. Total panic, kicked in door, found her lying on floor, tears streaming, arms wrapped tightly round bottom of toilet pan. Cue huge sense of relief, left her to it, went back and realised that it wasn't Dylan we'd been listening to but Slayer-Hell Awaits which had accidentaly been put on knife guys stereo. Found pots of paints and went into his room and painted huge sheep etc on his walls as he lay there quietly freaking. Then proceeded to have a pool tournament in his room.
(albinomeatpod, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 17:13, Reply)