It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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tube passone mashed up monday morning around 9am, at this freak bar in Sydney called the Beresford i walk up to a table of weird thugs, and sit down to join them for a beer. With serious looks my way, i'm still so high i see no evil and pull out my london tube pass for a game of show and tell 'London Tube Pass' i announce.
The guy next to me then pulls his shirt up and points to an little wound in his side 'Bullet Wound from Niceragua'. Then turns around and points at an equally sized hole and says 'the bullet came out there'.
I'm feeling a bit queezy with my ego having deflated down to about the size of a jerbil. The guy to my right then says 'You think thats great, I can touch my right elbow, with my right hand'. We're all making fools out of ourselves trying this out, thinking 'there must be some lateral way. think out of the box .. think out of the box'. Shortly after he just unscrews his right hand and taps his elbow while holding his wooden hand. 'I was in a car accident. lost most of my right hand side' ... he then taps his right shoulder, his right leg, his right foot...
ouchies!
(, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 2:51, Reply)
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