When I was stoned...
One of the blokes who left the party early accidently took the lighter with him. So I volunteered to go to the shop that, normally was a minute's walk.

On the way to the shop I notice a really comfy looking bench. I sit on it for about 15 minutes. Then I decide I really want a cigarette. So I get a cigarette out and go to light it...but I have no lighter.

So, I then decide to go to the shop which took about 10 minutes to get there - I have no idea why it took so long.

So using my logic, I figure the most sensible thing to do would be to buy matches, go to bench, have a cig, go back to shop, buy lighter, go back to party- Genius!

I get to the shop, then the sight of all food triggers the munchies. I buy about 10 bags of crisps, a multipack of chocolate bars and a pack of sliced cheese, as well as the matches. I was in the shop for about 15 minutes.

I go back to the bench, eat all said food, smoke a cig, throw the matches away, and head back to the shops. This took about an hour.

I spend 10 mins in the shop deciding which lighter to buy. So I buy 7 different lighters. All different colours. Yay!

I have to ring my friend to ask him which house is his ("the one with music and people in the garden" was his reply. "Oh Yeah" said me)

Got even more stoned! Yay!!!!

On a totally unrelated incident, some bloke I met called Ben at a party was rather high and drunk and I was telling him about b3ta and how someone once got chili on their cock. And so he tried it. He actually put chilli powder in his foreskin! Was possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen!
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Tue 20 Dec 2005, 3:24, Reply)