It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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Giant turdsAs a late teenager, quite utterly stoned one time with a few mates, talking bollocks as per usual. One friend started conversation with the line, "God I've been so constipated. Last night I did a shit the size of Africa".
It later occured to us that he probably meant 'shape' rather than 'size', but for a beautiful hour, we just all tried to comprehend a turd which would be quite clearly visible from outer space, and could stink out about a quarter of the planet.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 1:04, Reply)
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