Last summer, a friend made about 8-10 gallons of wine.
All of said wine was drunk over the course of a lovely saturday afternoon, along with music, fine cheese and biscuits.

My mum got wankered in the first 45 minutes, and retreated upstairs. We were all merry quickly, but she knocked it back like a trooper. The spliffs probably hadn't helped either.

We crept up about 5 minutes later to find her simultaneously shitting in the toilet and puking into the sink next to it, and were greeted with a slurred "fuck offfffffff"..

Given that she'll be reading this question of the week, hi mum, I have it on film!
(Irregular Joe last touched ham on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 1:45, 8 replies)

Im going to read that again,
and pretend you're Prince Charles.
( PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 4:06, closed)

That made it much better!
(badgerlikespeed, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:10, closed)

An excellent idea
Actually works for a lot of this week!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:12, closed)

Best post of the QOTW

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:41, closed)

^ this
seconded

"oh mumsy"
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:01, closed)

If only replies could win.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, closed)

Had to read that twice, no, it's definitely not me
as I can't reach the sink while sitting on the bog.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:47, closed)

projectile vomit/poo.....
that might reach?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:01, closed)