My mum, Mrs Vagabond and I spent a pleasant evening outside at the picnic table, drinking a couple of bottles of wine and chatting.
Mum got up to go in for a pee, and walked straight - proper borderline nose-breaking stuff - into the very closed French windows.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:40, 9 replies)

^
You don't need to be pished to do this. I did it yesterday at my insurance office.


No one saw it though except maybe on CCTV so immediate embarrassment was avoided but expect to see me on You Tube sometime soon.
( Ramsay Tupper, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:36, closed)

I went all the way to California to do that
on my son's balcony door, leaving a clear face-print. Son and daughter thought it was hilarious.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:42, closed)

Vagabond?
Any crazy stories from your stepmum archive? Or was she not much of a drinker?
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:15, closed)

By the sound of it she didn't need to drink to be an arsehole.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:25, closed)

Thankfully she didn't actually drink that much.
God only knows what would have happened if she did.

I'm in a fluffy place at the moment, though, because my mum's lovely - I'm going to 'phone her tonight and tell her.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:29, closed)

God only knows what would have happened if she did?
Lots of scary nakedness and shouting no doubt. At least you were spared this....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 17:11, closed)

My sister in law did this - and left an imprint of her face in makeup on the glass

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:50, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:28, closed)

I like to do this to the windows of Specsavers
and after making enough of a show of trying "the doors", I'll turn to the wife and loudly proclaim "They're shut! We'll have to come back another day!".

She's so used to my Mr Magoo antics that she now does a sterling job of ignoring me.

I still find it funny every time.
(mongothemagnificent knows where you live, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 19:32, closed)