My father is a respected academic and a fairly scary man.
This well-deserved reputation was ruined for me the night I came home to find the Winchester College wine society had held a meeting in our house.

My dear father was ahead of me up the stairs. He bared his arse to me and broke into a loud and full-throated rendition of 'Moon River', exploding into fits of giggles at his own brilliant wit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:30, 11 replies)

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Now replies like this are what we need.. Drunk parents playfully acting the fool. That is what I enjoy about drinking - good old natured horseplay. Like the forwards from a social rugby team mooning people travelling behind their coach. Like drunk boyfriends climbing onto scrummaging machines and encouraging their lock-forward girlfriend to go down (in the scrum, ofc).

Yay for drunks.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 17:57, closed)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:26, closed)

*rubs eyes*
*blinks a bit*

Hang on ... you appear to have read the question of the week and responded with an appropriate and appropriately silly anecdote rather than a tale of doom and gloom.

Good lord.

Well done that man. And his father's arse. Bravo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 18:57, closed)

Of course.
Because everyone's lives from the cradle to the grave are one big roller coaster of giggles and frolics.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:22, closed)

WTFAYBOA?
Can you not even let a single fucking frivolous post pass by with a "lol" without trying to turn it into a fucking child abuse edition of fucking Oprah?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:33, closed)

11 minutes.
Not too shabby.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 19:57, closed)

8 1/2 weeks.
Hasn't aged well.

Can I refer you back to my original question: wtfayboa?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:40, closed)

cbbtawy

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 20:49, closed)

Nobody's arguing, you damp towel.
It's a humour website and this is the funny story section. And this is a funny story. It's really not complicated.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:53, closed)

Did nobody send you the memo?
THIS IS A FUCKING COMEDY SITE, YOU MISERABLE CUNT.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:35, closed)

Did nobody send you the minutes of the last meeting?
1. BraynDedd has to stop being a twat.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:47, closed)