Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Did the good Shockterintroduce you to this idea of posting links to previous posts? I believe there is a forum for that. On this very site no less!
Maybe your constant (inane) commentary on Absolutely. Fucking. Every. Little. Thing. would be better appreciated there?
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Do you come here just to get upset with people?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:52,
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Spare me a knife?This draw is full of spoons.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:55,
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Did the good Shockterintroduce you to this SMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:57,
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Patronising& a little bit sarcastic. Actually.
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Blub blub blub blub blubby blub blub blub.I've just put two kids to bed without a single tear and I come here and it's like somebody's stolen the jelly from a toddler's fucking birthday.
It's a comedy site, you miserable cunt. Fuck off to emospace.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:00,
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Gaffa'sdoing its job then?
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Over the hills and everywhere...Come on, sing along.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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I take the piss & all you can give me back is that?Banging on with some old emo joke? Do those kids often find you sitting there doing that french thing (about coming up with an answer too late) that you & Happy P were talking about last week?
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That's the spirit.*high fives*
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:09,
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Since we're talking about drunk parents& I'm currently only 1 of those things, Cheers - *clink*
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I really hope that by that you mean you don't have kids.Genuinely.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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Hey next time me and the missus getcompletely trolleyed could you come and look after the mewling brats then?
Give us about 15 min.
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Shouldn't you be writing a ransom note,or something?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:05,
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Wow. That was cathartic.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:13,
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I'm glad you can remember I wrote that once.I trust it's not the only thing that comes to mind when you think of me...
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The thing that I notice most about you is that you couldn't come up with your own username, so you just misspelled someone else's.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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Thing I notice about youis you can't post a good response to qotw other than some weak piss-takery or posting a link to someone elses previous post.
The nym was contrived in the late 90s for use on usenet & then later for playing bf2. I've had no problems with using it here and I'm pretty sure it's quite apparent to all that Ring Of Fire & myself are completely different people.
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You're right about not having much in the way of QOTW answers.I'm a terrible liar, you see.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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Your truth-tellingain't so crash hot either.
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