Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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hahahahahahahahahahaI'm not sure yet if it's been determined whether it was consensual
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rofl harris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:35,
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What we HAVE established that it WILL make your lungs fall out.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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I thought the risks of copulating with street furniture were well known.My mate once rubbed his cock on a bus shelter and his spleen exploded.
Just saying, like.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:41,
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given that the postbox has neither a vagina, anus or mouthnor the freedom and capacity to consent.
It can neither be raped nor give consent.
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WormuIus, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:51,
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i bet you say that to all your victims.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:53,
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Stop making excuses and go oputside and rape a fucking postbox.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35,
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it's fine to have sex with a red postboxthe red colouring signifies that the postbox is in heat and ready to mate.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:58,
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It doesn't have a vagina, anus or mouth noBut it does have a slot for the post.
Just saying.
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rofl harris, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45,
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