cowboy dad and the a r u
i am posting this fr my son cos he is to young to be here and he would post it him self if he had a chance.

My dad used to do western and civil war re-enactments and usually did a couple of dozen every year, and also went to a western club every friday night.
once at a civil war re-enactment on the Saturday he and many of his friends had a damned good skin full, and took the field of battle in a very very drunken state. After struggling for a few minuets to reload his musket he gave up a played dead for the remainder of the battle.

taking advantage of the nurses who went around the field dispensing medical alcohol to the wounded any dead.

at the end of the skirmish they all get up again and form a line in front of the crowd, then they present arms and fire a volley into the air so far all was well and there had been injury's until the call to shoulder arms was bellowed out and my dad being hopeless with co-ordination when sober caught his thumb in the trigger guard as he shoulder his musket trapping his thumb and with a scream to be proud of promptly snapped his thumb and passed out.

at a western meeting he and his brother and a friend had a another skin full and ran out of money for the taxi back home so being drunk and armed to the teeth with six shooters and knives and looking like a hedge dweller on a bad day they had to walk back . along the way one of them drew his colt and started shooting blanks into the air and drunks being drunks the rest followed.
now this part of there journey home was through a housing estate and several people must have called the police reporting gun shots because out of now where came the armed response unit followed by several police cars and dog vans, my dad being who he is started to try to explain to these armed cops that they only fired blanks and to prove it said he would show them. next thing he is lying face down on the ground with a gun pointed at him and several black clad cops jumping on him to restrain him.
this is the best cure for sobering up some one, needles to to say he and his fellow drinkers all got arrested and charged with disturbing the piece and had there guns and knives confiscated .
this all happened in the mid 80's and i dread to think what the out come would be now.
there are several more like this that he has done but they can wait for a another question
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 9:52, 31 replies)

Are you sure your son didn't really write this?
It appears to have been written by a child.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:02, closed)

a drunk child no less
'disturbing the piece' ffs
(mersault, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:36, closed)

He can disturb my 'piece' anytime.
If you know what I mean.

I have no idea what I mean.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)

Did you mean "niece"?
I have no idea if you meant "niece"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:20, closed)

I find this story both coherent and believable.
Yessirreebob.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:30, closed)

punctuation and spelling
never was good at punctuation or spelling folks
so please feel free to add any that i have missed .


,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,';';';';';';';';';';';,.,.,
';';';,,';,.;'.;'.;',',.;',;',';.;'.,'.;,.;'
this might be enough to get you all started
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)

Ha ha!
That gets a click.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:12, closed)

Yesssireeebob

(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:07, closed)

alright, disasterprone?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:10, closed)

Nah.
disasterprone isn't illiterate and isn't a complete dick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:27, closed)

Hi! Thanks for that.
No, it isn't me. I think whoever it is should probably get out more.

Might be worth trawling the responses to old posts of yours to see who objects most strongly.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:50, closed)

My guess would be...
bROKEN aRROW

or the guy who got so upset yesterday.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:50, closed)

Nah
I'm not that easy to wind up, haha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, closed)

Sweeeet!
I haven't had somebody this obsessed with me since the whole of south africa was banned.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, closed)

You
deserve it baby. x x x
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:12, closed)

Really?
I've got so far under your skin by making silly remarks on a silly website that you have registered a new account to fully express your infuriation/infatuation?

I mean ... I know I'm special ... but that sounds pretty fucking tragic to me, XmanX.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, closed)

Wah
Wah Wah, wheres the comedy then Sham, stop crying about it and entertain like you promised. Wah
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)

To be honest Sham
I'm not one of the people you normally bully, I am one of the old QOTW people that think you have made it shit, now dance monkey. *throws peanuts*
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, closed)

To be honest, what makes QOTW shit is the obvious bullshitting, group therapy posts and whining whenever someone makes an irreverent comment.
I'm personally of the view that /talk and QOTW be merged and offtopic closed.

It would dilute down the worst beakering and twaterry on /talk and toughen up some of QOTW's less muscular users.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:26, closed)

I think we should go back 3 years to when the questions got answered more sensibly.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:52, closed)

Surely it would be better (or at least funnier) if people answered the questions LESS sensibly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)

Um.... you got me there
I think more sensibly, on balance, but with better jokes.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, closed)

So hang on, you're appointing yourself A Defender Of The Internet?
Do you think you may possibly be taking a page for silly stories on a comedy website a touch too seriously?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:27, closed)

Actually on reflection, I reckon this might even be a Shambles comedy account.
Nobody does this FOR REAL do they?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:31, closed)

You so sexy
When your angry Badger....xxxx *blows kiss*
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:37, closed)

nothing to do with me at all.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:33, closed)

christ youre a weak cunt. you accuse me of being this new dr whatever poster, i say its not, and you ninja edit your post like your accusation never occurred. youre piss weak.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45, closed)

Yeah well, I've just seen you ninja edit your post to say it WAS you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:48, closed)

at least youre amusing sometimes AB.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:50, closed)

Getting ruffled
badge? Maybe you should stick to myspace.... xxx

Badger darling play Banjo for me....
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:56, closed)

not very good
please try harder. and write in english.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, closed)