Drunk ParentsWatching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Last nightMy mum had one glass of wine, and we persuaded her to play the drift trials on GT5.
Next time I will give her two glasses of wine, and see if I can get her to play GTA4!
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, 12 replies)
Nah, this is bull shit, you don't even have a mum etc.
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Next time give her three glasses of wine, and maybe she'll kiss you with tongues!LOL
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:36,
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Oh RoryMy incestuous little monkey, go play with the other girls and stop picking your nose. x
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With 4 glasses, perhaps she'd kiss my wife with tongues!5 glasses, maybe even my dad!
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Just posting that made me feel ill.(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:10, closed)
witty comeback though.(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:19, closed)
It wasn't worth it.(turns pale and slumps in the corner)
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:11, closed)
Try her with a whole bottle of wine....See if she'll play Colonel Wobbly's Hide The Helmet game.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, closed)
you are such a rebel!(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:36,
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Yeah! I don't play by the rules!Damn right I'm dangerous!
(At least no one is disputing whether it actually occurred).
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