Drunk Shopping
When I've had a few, I buy CDs off eBay and Amazon. I've got four copies of The Bends by Radiohead now. Show us your drunk eBay wins.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:54)
I keep looking on eBay for a device to help me stop pissing in my mouth.
They don't sell one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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I think you should post massive pictures of sheds all over this qotw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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Fairly sure they do
www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/catheter
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:44,
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But his problem is
that his cock is where his nose should be.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Apply the catheter as normal
and trail the pipe over one shoulder, job done
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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That's not much use when I'm in Tescos.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:51,
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Why?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 14:54,
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buy some scissors
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rofl harris, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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If the comments about your stature are indeed true
Get a step so you don't have to aim upwards when at a urinal.
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Muns, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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This should do the job -
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/360901773059
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Benzyl, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 17:18,
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