I got pissed on Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
whilst out on the lash with, oh, some Sontarans, and I drunkenly bought a

M A S S I V E
J A R

of PICKLED ONIONS.

Oh WHAT DO DO with them. WHAT TO DO.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 21:36, 8 replies)

wut

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 21:41, closed)

hah
I like this
( rofl harris, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 22:37, closed)

Eat them?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 23:31, closed)

try and shove all of them up your ass

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:28, closed)

^Jar included

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:29, closed)

Save the jar to catch the tears of pain
has many uses in Chinese medicine
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:38, closed)

Do you have any cardamom lying around?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:31, closed)

are you sure
you got the onions and Sontarans the right way round, old chap?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:26, closed)