Hahahaha
You get a click for "It mainly lived in a drawer, where it would glare ominously at me whenever I went for some socks", which is the finest sentence I've read today.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 9:41, 2 replies)

^suck up

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:11, closed)

^flangehat

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:23, closed)

^sutin sutin - FUCK OFF

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:31, closed)

^wangspanner

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:46, closed)

^clitbearing

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:26, closed)

that's number wang

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 15:51, closed)

Mornington Crescent

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 16:51, closed)

^spunkmaticanklerotator

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 10:40, closed)

&fibialabiascrewdong

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 12:58, closed)

^fartgobblingcockbishop

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 18:59, closed)

%gibberingbrechtianantiheronobrotter

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 19:16, closed)

^ibetyousmellniceandhavewonderfuleyes

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 5:59, closed)

no

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:46, closed)

^yourmouthsaysnobutyourotherorificesareasyetunaccountedfor

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Tue 15 Apr 2014, 10:59, closed)

It had a perfectly rendered 'eye'
that could probably accomodate a jumbo bingo marker.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:07, closed)