The bible is a wonderful book
I reckon the people who criticise it have never actually read it.

Although I also reckon the people who base their life on its teachings have never actually read it either, just the bit their minister has told them to read.

I love it, it's my favourite book. It is everything Dan Brown wishes he had the imagination to write.
(Figmaus, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 3:32, 2 replies)

the gospels are dreary as fuck, even in the prettified king james version
I love me a bit of old testament poetry and begetting and smiting though.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 7:52, closed)

I've read it. Every word.
And the Apocrypha; and a decent chunk of the pseudepigrapha.

It's almost complete drivel - except Ecclesiastes (I think - that's the one with the visions, isn't it?), which is reassuringly mental.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:54, closed)

I read every second word. It didn't make any sense. I'm gonna go back and do it your way. Cheers.

(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:47, closed)

Ecclesiastes cakes.
(that's all I have to say)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:21, closed)