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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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Sorry ‘bout this but they just keep coming!

A few years back I got back to my Mums house from a night on the pish and decided to make some food. I was pretty trashed and it was more day than night after a heavy night out clubbling.

I decided a pizza would do the job and duly made the pizza, took the pizza up to bed and than ate the pizza.

I was woken a few hours later by the sound of my angry Mother shouting and telling me to get my ass downstairs straight away.

She was in the kitchen and not very happy at all about the charcoal reamins of pizza under the grill.

Now, this was very confusing to me as I remember taking the pizza upstairs and eating it.

I took my Mum upstairs and showed her my empty plate and explained that I had no idea how the charcoal pizza got there.

Thinking back, the only explanation is that I was so wankered from my nights antics that I came home, put a pizza under the grill, took my empty plate upstairs and imagined eating the pizza. My friends still take the piss now.

But then again - Who turned the grill off and how come the house didn’t set on fire if I had left the pizza there and taken an empty plate upstairs?

I guess I'll never know.
(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 14:17, 4 replies)
Are you actually me?
(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 22:45, closed)
Maybe you accidentally put TWO pizzas under the grill
Then took one upstairs and ate it, leaving the other one to die a slow lonely painful death, wondering where its friend had gone and what those screams were...
(, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:30, closed)
Since when...
...do you grill a pizza anyway?

(unless you're my mum, who sometimes manages to grill totally inappropriate things, like Yorkshire Pudding or plastic plates.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 16:38, closed)
grilling pizza
Close the door to the grill on most cookers and it becomes a small oven, an appropriate place to cook your pizza!
(, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:14, closed)

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