monumentally stupid, but cute too!
When i was in reception class (Aged 4-5 for my non brit pals) i was constantly told horror stories about the infant1 teacher mrs davies, this woman was a heinous bitch and derived great pleasure from bullying and torturing small children so come the last week of summer term when i would be leaving the sanctity and safety of play people, stickle bricks and big lego i was shitting it!

Now i was a cunning little bugger always thinking ahead and realised early on lying usually got me out of trouble and gave me a pretty easy ride, seeing my opportunity I confidently strolled up to Mrs davies in the playground that lunch and proceeded to tell her that i wouldnt be joining her class next term as my father had secured a new job in australia (no idea where i got that shit from), cue a puzzled look on Mrs Davies face and me feeling very satisfied, until about ten minutes after lunch when Mrs Davies popped her head around the reception door and asked for a word with the teacher. Thirty seconds later im standing there crying my eyes out after my poor little bottom got a hiding like none id experienced before, Being 5 i hadnt thought my plan out thoroughly the reception teacher was my mother and she didnt take kindly to me lying to her colleagues!

she tells that story today to my friends!

mega dumb
(drew pea great minds like a think!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 15:01, Reply)