Tom & Jerry
I once stood on a garden rake to see if it worked the same way as it does in the cartoons. That is to say, to see if it would snap upwards, smack me in the face with the same force and texture of a baseball bat and knock me out cold.

It does.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:17, 5 replies)

i did that too!
and i also removed a toenail with a garden edger!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:20, closed)

I've not done that
But I did remove a toenail by kicking a brick wall as if I was toe-punting a football.

I also broke my foot.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:22, closed)

I've not done that either
But i have broken my foot.

By getting out of bed.


That's a really good wake up call to the possibility that you might need to lose weight.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:41, closed)

I like this lots.
Because even though the Simpson's writers admitted it was just 'filler', that scene where Sideshow Bob stands on about 30 rakes makes me piss myself.

And therefore;

*Click!*
(Guizmeaux, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 18:44, closed)

I tried it
Yes, it does work.
(kitescreech still here, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 16:25, closed)