Once when I was younger...
...for no apparent reason, whilst sitting on the toilet I passed the flame from a lighter under the toilet roll.

The hanging end caught in the blink of an eye and started a rather large scary fire.

I pulled more paper from the roll to get the flames away from the wallpaper but a single layer of 2-ply toilet paper is evidently slightly more flammable than petrol, so I just ended up with more burning paper and flames equally close to the wall.

I did actually manage to put it out, but I must have been in a bit of a blind panic because I really can't remember how.

I managed to convince my Mum & Dad that it had been an accident too \o/


Length? Getting longer by the second, and all on fucking fire
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:46, 2 replies)

!!
What on gods-own-earth possessed you to do that?

Sill raised a laugh from me for the picture of you sat on the crapper frantically beating the bog roll!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:13, closed)

I honestly have no idea...
But that mental image of me you've got? It was exactly like that =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:32, closed)