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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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Still don't know how I managed this one... still feeling sick thinking about it
Got back to my car after a day at work; and noticed a pigeon had crapped on it.

Got paranoid about it taking the paint off my car... wanted to wipe it off with a tissue, but didn't have any in the car.

As it was reasonably dry, I then decided to rub it off with my hand. (Pretty grim enough...)

Then I got in the car, looked at my hand and thought "what's that mess on my hand?". And then licked it off. And then realised exactly what I'd done.

(, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 20:53, 3 replies)
Avian Flu
Its people like you that are going to cause that avian flu to truly jump species!

I cringed at the thought!

Thanks for a great, and short story!

Merry Christmas!

(, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 21:41, closed)
As a very young child.
I used to cover my hands in pigeon shit at Trafalgar Square, and lick it off.

For no other reason than I thought it tasted really nice.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 3:38, closed)
I once
saw some stubborn poo on my bonnet which just wouldn't budge, I powerblasted it, everything. Eventually I got a scourer and now there's a monument to my basil-fawlty like movements on my car.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2007, 13:53, closed)

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