Oh no.....................................
Dumbest thing I've done is put my girlfriend's presents in the sack that I gave to my daughters. The presents that would probably not be best opened in public. Think on-line shopping for items of a personal pleasurable nature and the clothing and lubricants that would go with them. These would be the same daughters that have just been picked up by my ex-wife to spend Xmas day with her. And her retired parents.

Bugger.

I'm screwed both ways.


G/F has no presents.

Kids (if they open said packages) will have strange new insight into dad's sex-life.

Ho Ho fuckin' Ho.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 18:16, 5 replies)

:)
You will look back and laugh about it one day. In the short term, you have made many thousands of people across the globe chortle - and thats a great xmas gift to all of us. Of course, we're giving you sod all in return - not even sympathy!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 20:33, closed)

ah
Fucksocks for you. But you brightened up my Christmas Eve
( mister.f is now married, Mon 24 Dec 2007, 23:39, closed)

I feel for you :(
I'm 22 and the mere mention that my parents have a sexlife makes me want to be ill.
( Maladicta, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 11:55, closed)

What a nightmare!
Whenever it comes to thinking of my parents sex life I assure myself that they have none- it's the only way to stay sane.
As for how I'm here? I like to think it was IVF.
You could phone the ex and explain the situation so as to preserve your daughters' innocence?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Tue 25 Dec 2007, 12:11, closed)

Ouch Cap.....just ouch...

nothing says 'i'm sorry' like a NYE guest spot at the black horse...

You could dedicate a song and everything...

let me know.


oh, and 'click'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 25 Dec 2007, 22:52, closed)