Following through...
...had diarrhea most of the day and after it had passed my sense of duty told me that despite feeling a bit seedy I should still turn up for my shift at work.
Dressed in my smartly pressed uniform I turned up for work and decided to crack a fart whilst walking across the car park.

I filled my parts and felt it run down my leg.

Drove home and changed, but the car stunk for days.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 0:49, 4 replies)

Ha ha
Here I sit broken-hearted.
Tried to shit, but only farted.
Later on I took a chance.
Tried to fart, but shat my pants.
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 1:34, closed)

evil penguin 17
You summed that up nicely!
I'm a bit of a middle aged old school stiff upper lip type and b3ta is a great outlet for 'sharing' my less dignified moments.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 13:39, closed)

Sense of duty
I know what you mean. How many times have I turned up for work deathly ill and probably more of a risk to my patients then to myself?




Too many to count.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 21:10, closed)

short but....
.....sweet?
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 14:12, closed)