At least four b3tans can attest to this
I went to my first and only b3ta meet so far, earlier this year, in the beautiful, snot blackening, majestic place that is our fair capital, London. It was at the Imperial.

To cut a long story short- I went out to the cashpoint to get some money to buy bevvies for all my newfound e-pals, and on the way back I decided to pop into a typical tourist shop selling I Love London stuff and buy a few presents. Because of this I have a London ashtray, Dixon_Bawls has some London Underground boxers and mictoboy has (or may not anymore, you'd have to ask him) a lovely London condom.

HOWEVER that's not the stupidity. Oh no- buying people you hardly know novelty condoms pales in comparison. When paying for the booty, I dropped the rest of my hard earned cash onto the floor. About £65.

Got to the pub, went to go and buy a beer.....



Shit.



Bless his heart- GodSaveTheQueen (rather apt, I thought) came with me to try and reclaim my pounds but alas, they were not to be found.

Apologies for length, associated girth, and to all the poor b3tans who had to buy my pints that evening.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 9:38, 5 replies)

Oh!
Was that before or after I turned up?

I remember you and Dixon were typically cruel in the way that only B3tans can - by claiming not to know what I was talking about when I said who I was looking for!

Actually, thinking about it, it was just him (the gorgeous git!) and you rescued me! Ta!

Cracking night actually. Must do it again soon - I'm thinking of maybe a lady b3tan meet - just to terrorise London...teehee!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 17:57, closed)

The idea of b3ta meets gives me the Fear
I'm pretty sure I'd turn up and find a collection of people I already know there. And then I'd spend all night desperately clinging to my sobriety to avoid revealing my b3ta name.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 18:32, closed)

I knew no one!
Mainly because at that point I'd only ever hung around qotw. So it was pretty much a bunch of random people with a puerile sense of humour...erm...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 19:36, closed)

Haha
I remember that one...you poor thing
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 20:35, closed)

Meh.
It was a good excuse to buy a gorgeous bird a drink or two.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 18:55, closed)