It's not exactly epic
but we've all been there before (maybe).

Anyhow, Xmas Eve was spent in the 'local', and as you can imagine it got really messy. However, we managed to behave ourselves pretty well. Then chucking out time arrives, and that's where the fresh air and the alcohol hit you at the same time, then it goes a bit fuzzy. So there was this fella, I have no idea who he is, mouthing off about how he's a second dan black belt. I cut across, and stagger back and forth saying "Yeah.. I'm a, a third dan, me." 'cos I thought acting silly like this might make me some friends. He was very interested in my training, and said "Please, show me your stance." which threw me a bit, so I refused and he actually got really upset. "Pff, you're not a black belt." Me: "Black belt?! NO, man I'm a yellow belt, 3rd degree." (I haven't done fighting since I was about 8 or 9 years old).

So anyway, we have a laugh about it, and I join my mates having a quick ciggie, whereupon I relay what has just happened to them. Apparently I was, er, embellishing my story and being very insulting to this fella, and as I come to the end of my tale, saying how much of a twat this guy was for mouthing off about being a kung fu master, I get a tap on the shoulder and who should be there but Mr. Miyagi himself.

He was not impressed, as you may well imagine, and over such a minor thing. Actually threatened to break my legs right there.

Yes, I am a prick and I find insulting people hilarious when drunk. I make no apologies for this.
( McBadger COW, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 13:57, 2 replies)

I am an idiot
For a second I thought you'd written a brilliant fakepost, and you actually meant that the character Mister Miyagi was literally there.
(Slyph, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 16:38, closed)

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People who mouth off about being being a black belt and run around threatening to break people's legs don't generally get anywhere near a black belt. Self-discipline generally requires the absense of the twat gene.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 10:10, closed)