
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?
We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.
( , Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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I was staying at my Gran's and bored. So I stuck a small 6-sided die up my left nostril. I have no idea why I decided to do this, I suppose I was just curious to see how far up it would go.
As it turns out, a small 6-sided die will penetrate to a depth of around an inch into a juvenile nostril. This is approximately the level of the bone protusion from your skull. It is also a lot easier to get it in, than get it out.
My Gran had to get her 1950's NHS issue forceps out. My nostril was sore for a week.
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 11:09, 4 replies)

I'm clicking this for no other reason than the word "forceps" was stuck in my head all yesterday. Got some odd looks for singing it to myself.
All together now:
"Forceps, Forceps, Foooooor-Ceps."
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 12:10, closed)

It's those pesky four-sided die that really get up my nose.
( , Wed 2 Jan 2008, 13:51, closed)
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