Okay, fine.
I rubbed deep heat on my cock. Happy?

Do not follow my example.
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 12:23, 4 replies)

That should brought back a repressed memory.
Ive done that before, and shit it hurt!
(Miggyman, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 14:12, closed)

how did it happen?....options
did you..

1) have a sports injury, rubbed deep heat on your injury, forgot it was on your hands then had a wank later.

2) injured your cock somehow and thought deep heat would fix the sprain if massaged onto the hard erectile muscle tissue

3) just fancied a wank and thought some deep heat might make it more exciting.
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 15:22, closed)

None of the above,
saw deep heat and thoguht "Wonder what it feels like to MNYARRRRRRRRRR YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!"
(Tip-Top Tomcat but you can call me Tommo, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 15:55, closed)

Hot Tip for a Hot Tip
It's much quicker if you use the spray-on type. Lol @ hotness
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:50, closed)