Ahoy there!
I once worked at B&Q as a general shop floor lackey. The only good bit of the job was when customers asked you to help them out to their car with a bulky item, because you might then get a tip.

I was asked by an old woman to carry a huge mirrored wardrobe door to her car. But a few yards outside the door, the wind caught this thing (which was about two metres tall and almost as wide) and dashed it to the ground. Where it shattered. The customer had just paid about £100 for it.

No problem. I took it back inside and swapped it for an unbroken one. Later that day, the broken one was sent back to the distributor as faulty goods. And the old bitch never gave me a tip.
(frankspencer, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:43, 1 reply)

But surely...
... she showed you her tits?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 16:14, closed)