Dumped
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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No he put them in the extra large vibrator
That he used on your mum.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:05, closed)
That he used on your mum.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:05, closed)
AB with his (alleged) giant vibro and his
(alleged) carnal knowledge of your mum.
Thanks for ruining my off-the-cuff witticism.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01, closed)
(alleged) carnal knowledge of your mum.
Thanks for ruining my off-the-cuff witticism.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01, closed)
This is funny because someone 'phoned your boss. Right?
EDIT: ooh, it's my b3ta birthday. Happy birthday, me. Six years old. Splendid.
A famous shit poet once contemplated the notion of being six. He wrote,
"But now I am Six,
I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever."
I can see where he was going with this. It might have been nice, in a funny sort of way, to have never progressed, intellectually, beyond the age of six - life would have been one long adventure, an endless blazing summer spent in emerald-green fields, far away from the depressingly grey concerns of the adult world. Also, I could have been popular on /talk.
Oh, well.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:56, closed)
EDIT: ooh, it's my b3ta birthday. Happy birthday, me. Six years old. Splendid.
A famous shit poet once contemplated the notion of being six. He wrote,
"But now I am Six,
I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever."
I can see where he was going with this. It might have been nice, in a funny sort of way, to have never progressed, intellectually, beyond the age of six - life would have been one long adventure, an endless blazing summer spent in emerald-green fields, far away from the depressingly grey concerns of the adult world. Also, I could have been popular on /talk.
Oh, well.
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:56, closed)
Merry Candles HP.
Just think - you also dodged getting H1N1 off an absolute pig & you never had to shack up with a miserable depressive who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:46, closed)
Just think - you also dodged getting H1N1 off an absolute pig & you never had to shack up with a miserable depressive who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
( , Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:46, closed)
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