What is news?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:09, 1 reply)

It's a short digest of recent goings-on in the world. but that's not important right now.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:12, closed)

For Fucks Sake
have you really fallen so low as to be adapting lines from Flying High movies to troll the trolls troller??

Your better than this, make a bigger effort.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:08, closed)

Police Squad,
you numpty.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:50, closed)

Actually he's right
it's a paraphrase of a line from "Airplane!" (1980), also known as "Flying High!" in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines. "Police Squad!" didn't come out until 1982.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:42, closed)

I expect you watched it for £1, too?
Jammy bugger.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:47, closed)

"you're"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:19, closed)

"fuck's"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:32, closed)