ps I love you
I had been dating a girl for a few weeks. One day when chatting to her on msn and watching tv I asked her what she was doing that night. 'Watching a film she said', 'which one I replied?' long pause whilst my mind wandered. When I returned to the screen it said 'PS I love you'. I panicked and didn't know how to reply, after a while I thought the best thing to do was to say I loved her back. She didn't feel the same way and dumped my sorry was.
(Cat2903, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 18:39, 6 replies)

Gerard Butler is banging her now.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:37, closed)

SORRY WAS

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:46, closed)

So your story is "I'm 13"?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:47, closed)

13" is pretty big, to be fair

(quintsy, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 20:46, closed)

This is clearly a lie.
Who uses MSN nowadays?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 19:52, closed)

Haha LOL!
See you on there in 5, yeah?
(SlantedScience, Sat 5 Jan 2013, 3:48, closed)