I could list the bizarre, pathetic reasons for my ex dumping me four times,
but she'll probably recognise herself in this post as a result and kick off, so fuck it.

Suffice to say: don't date someone who's studying for a psychology degree, because your feelings are probably nothing more than coursework to her. Especially when her new best friend is a thoroughly nasty cow doing the same course and who appears to be gradually moulding your potential partner from the sweet college girl you knew years ago into another bunny-boiler like herself. Again, probably just coursework, then again she probably does it for fun.
( eXOBeX, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 7:04, 9 replies)

how dare you!
You bastard!
I thought you were low, but putting the remains of our relationship on a website? B3TA no less?
Yes you were my college home work.
And my friend is not a cow. If you examine the facts correctly, you will find she is actually a 'bitchwhore'
Now if you don't mind, I've got some rabbits in the pot that need my attention.
Lolzorz.
(bangthedrum, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 7:27, closed)

I can verify that this is legit.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 7:52, closed)

See that bit where you said "four times"?
That's the point where the adult population of both sexes lost all respect for you and stopped reading.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:15, closed)

Some girls admire persistence, in a man.
The courts often take a dim view, however.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:57, closed)

It's the secret of S**F**e's success.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 19:04, closed)

still trying to win her back? this is a good start.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 9:38, closed)

Were you dumped because you're a pathetic, controlling, needy passive-aggressive prat?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:48, closed)

Well done on being so thick you didn't get the message the first three times.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 11:52, closed)

Nuff said.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:14, closed)