Walking in on my friends shagging
I was at this party with a couple of friends, Debbie and Edward, who I lost pretty quickly, but oh well! After a couple of bevvies, I went off to find the loo, but got the wrong room, and walked into the bedroom, where Debbie and Edward were going at it like animals!

I'll never forget the time I saw Dee 'ump Ed...


...I'll get my coat.
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:24, 6 replies)

No ticket, no coat.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 21:45, closed)

coat laundry
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

laundry fellatio
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:22, closed)

No ticket, no I knew him,
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:32, closed)

A fellow of infinite jizz.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 14:14, closed)

Who would have thought the old man to have had so much cum in him?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 14:40, closed)