Another tenuous - if not completely unconnected - connection, so fuck you:
When they were courting, my dad took my mum to the cinema to see The Girl On A Motorcycle.

My dad absolutely hated it.

Eventually, at one point in the film, the girl says crossly "Well I'm going for a drink!" and my dad go up in the cinema and stormed "AND SO AM I!" and walked out, with my mum scuttling after him.

With that, the lady was his.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:18, 11 replies)

That's quite a nice story, actually.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:38, closed)

aha, that's actually a bit cute.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 9:34, closed)

Nothing says romance quite like the inability to get through 90 minutes of cinema without access to alcohol.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:05, closed)

These days I take a couple of beers in with me

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:16, closed)

Have you seen any film from, say, the last ten years?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:16, closed)

Only whilst high on sugar and caffeine.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 10:39, closed)

I've not heard of this film
is it truly awful?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:30, closed)

It's a really shitty
1960s "counter culture" movie, with all the awful things that implies. Marianne Faithfull looks quite good in her leathers, though.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 13:35, closed)

my dad once karate chopped an emu in the neck that was trying to steal his sandwich

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:43, closed)

Did he break Rod Hull's arm?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:23, closed)

I like the cut of his jib.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:14, closed)