I had a 2-year relationship
with the most beautiful, charming woman I've ever known. She was smart, witty and into all the same stuff as me. When we broke up it was funny. Wait. Not funny. The other one. Harrowing.
( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:03, 13 replies)

Hahahahaha this to win.
Well played.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:17, closed)

^ what this prick said ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 19:13, closed)

I shagged her rotten, baby.
Yeah.
(badgermonkey007, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:22, closed)

Nonce.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:58, closed)

Necro-nonce.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 11:00, closed)

Carefully placed comma...
is full of win.
(badgermonkey007, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:43, closed)

Do not not mock.
This is still incredibly painful. And you probably have.
( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:44, closed)

Yep, that's the one.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 16:45, closed)

Pwned.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 17:58, closed)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 18:20, closed)

And this is why I drink.

( Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:45, closed)

JOANNA YOU STUPID HEARTLESS BITCH!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 Jan 2013, 12:43, closed)

*doffs internet hat*

( .Yeti., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:09, closed)