What might have been?
You might have got to wipe the piss-stained clunge of a budding watersports enthusiast. You dodged a bullet mate.
(McChinaman banned, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 7:33, 5 replies)

^ This.
Also "toeyer"?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:28, closed)

I always thought it was an Aussie thing
toey usually means cranky or grumpy.
I guess if you're a hormone addled teenager who's keen to plumb the depths without becoming someones urinal then you might be a bit miffed as well.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 9 Jan 2013, 8:49, closed)

Oh, ok.
It probably makes more sense spoken aloud, as it just looks like a typo, otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:45, closed)

Toey
To spend the day wandering around with half a mongrel.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:40, closed)

Half a Mongrel
To be semi-errect in anticipation of sexual congress.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:44, closed)

This just makes less and less sense.
Keep going.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:20, closed)

lol, this
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:43, closed)

I suspect
that piss removal was only a preliminary excuse for a bit of further furtive fanny fondling.
(ubergeekian, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:20, closed)

This wasn't a bullet.
(cs1ca, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:34, closed)

Quite possibly
I like to think more she found me so devilishly handsome and charismatic that she was slyly offering me a feel of her queef quarters.

Although, if she was into water sports at 16, imagine the depraved shit she was into by 21.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 23:38, closed)