I'm sorry Jenny but we have to split up
I just can't take you seriously when you go cross eyed doing your cum face.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:37, 6 replies)

That wasn't her cum face.
That was her attempt to blind herself so she didn't have to look at you.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:44, closed)

You horrid horrid bully
I'd complain if I weren't a fat ugly shut in.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:47, closed)

I can't read this
I'm doing my cum face and everything has gone blurry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:53, closed)

The third Mrs B left me becuase my demands where too much for her.
When reporting to the third Mrs B that I had completed some small, mundane houshold chore ( taking out the rubbish, putting fresh water in the dog's bowl and so on ), I insisted on the following ritual-

I stand stiffly to attention humming a martial-type air, whilst the third Mrs B mimes taking a medal off a tray and pinning it on my chest.

She then engages me in awkward conversation for a minute or so ( asking if I have come far, what I do for a living, are my family with me etc ) before moving off.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:55, closed)

I like this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:57, closed)

So often is "autistic" thrown around as an insult on here,
it's quite a surprise to see it for real
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:07, closed)