Baby sitting a superyacht.
Fine, if the thing catches fire, or starts sinking then you're in for a rough time.

However, that never happens. What you do is get paid £150 for sitting around, watching films, surfing the internet, eating food and drinking beer. All on someone else's multimillion pound boat. All you have to do is be there, after that what you do is up to you.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:46, 6 replies)

I need...
...some of that in my life.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:49, closed)

How did you get this marvellous job?
Yours truly,

Jealous interested party.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:50, closed)

It's not a job that comes up often...
Basically the crew can't be arsed to do it themselves occasionally so they pay a mate to do it for them. The most irritating thing for people when you tell them this? The fact I was in Antigua at the time. I did the work to break the monotony of drinking and beach going.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:58, closed)

My response
ryhmes with cheeky cunt...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:09, closed)

And did you do MASSIVE DRUGS off a supermodel's rear end after banging her over 9000 times?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:56, closed)

Only the drugs.

(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 0:26, closed)