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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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It's well worth reading the applications
(Linked from the bottom of that page)

They include such gems as:

"Ridiculous claims that I have successfully convinced people are true include the following: Australia is actually a different planet"

"s a professnal liar, I feel prfectly equpped to handl th homepat postion at yur hopital."

"In my thesis I develop a line of argument that is a corollary of Popper’s insight: just because a treatment has been repeatedly shown not to work (in randomized controlled trials) does not provide any logical guarantee that the treatment in question might not start working next time it is tested."

"Obviously, every day I shall feel dirty, ashamed and immoral but hey, a guy’s got to earn a living."

"I would like to pre-empt your next move and express my interest in the following positions: Specialist Doctor in Yoga and Tai Chi, Community Dispensary of a Cup of Tea and a Chat, Witch Doctor, Ufologist"
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

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