I'm thinking of applying for this job
Speciality Doctor in Homeopathic Medicine.

Two days a week saying "Hmm" and "Yes" to the worried well, then giving them magic water. £68k/year.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:39, 6 replies)

I don't think you are cut out for it.
You have to really be a mental to get away with that level of mental.
(waxdart hello., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, closed)

It's well worth reading the applications
(Linked from the bottom of that page)

They include such gems as:

"Ridiculous claims that I have successfully convinced people are true include the following: Australia is actually a different planet"

"s a professnal liar, I feel prfectly equpped to handl th homepat postion at yur hopital."

"In my thesis I develop a line of argument that is a corollary of Popper’s insight: just because a treatment has been repeatedly shown not to work (in randomized controlled trials) does not provide any logical guarantee that the treatment in question might not start working next time it is tested."

"Obviously, every day I shall feel dirty, ashamed and immoral but hey, a guy’s got to earn a living."

"I would like to pre-empt your next move and express my interest in the following positions: Specialist Doctor in Yoga and Tai Chi, Community Dispensary of a Cup of Tea and a Chat, Witch Doctor, Ufologist"
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:15, closed)

I'd love that job
but I’m not a qualified doctor, sadly. Though, I was once stood next to a doctor, but I’ve since been mixing with the population at large. If you were to look at me, there’s no doctor stood next to me. But I remember being near a doctor. Does that qualify me to be a homeopathic doctor?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:00, closed)

Too. Much. Doctor.

(mersault, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:14, closed)

I could do that..giuss a job
Although not a qualified doctor as such, I do know that the knee bone is connected to the leg bone and that dem bones dem bones dem bones dem dry bones.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:25, closed)

I could do that!
I once took MASSIVE DRUGS!!!! so they're bound to be diluted enough now for laying on hands to work.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:17, closed)