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Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.

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Ever seen Shortbus?
Apparently the way to go about it is to gradually stretch your back by steadily increasing the effort over several days.

And be really skinny.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:45, 2 replies)
Oh, I was skinny alright
just not very flexible.
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Having a 10" cock helps too
Or so I would imagine :-(
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:52, closed)
and if you're still not flexible enough
you could still fit a rollerskate on it, make beeping noises and pretend to be R2D2
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