I used to work in a theatre, which in itself, was an easy job, tearing tickets, and selling ice creams etc…
But one week I was taken aside by my boss, and asked if I wanted to do a special job. The job was to stay over night, backstage. The alarm for the building was dodgy, and Van Morrison was doing a two night stint, and didn’t want his guitars, hat, and other such shit stolen.

I was paid double time to watch Monsters Inc, play Playstation, and have a strum on Van Morrison’s guitar, and a tinkle on his piano. Unfortunately the safety curtain was down, so it was not like playing to the theatre, but it was fun, nonetheless.

I spent the money on booze, which means it was that much more worthwhile.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:04, 2 replies)

I was under the impression
that by "tinkle" you meant "pee" and I was wondering why you would do that to a piano...
(Turtlenuts, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:25, closed)

That
Is exactly what I thought.
(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:33, closed)