Easiest Job EverDazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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The way he'll get treated, it wouldn't surprise me if when he gets outHe's never going to dance again.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 13:55,
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Because his guilty feet ain't got no rhythm?
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No, cos he'll get bummed so much he won't be able to walk properly(, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 15:21, closed)
For a man that seeks liasons in stinky public toiletsI think that would be a fantasy he might like.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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In additionthat could be the reason why he kept on crashing his motor into things, nobody's that stupid.....Just a theory.
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I hadthought the same. To him, it must be like a free brothel for 8 weeks.
I'd crash a few cars whilst stoned too, if it mean that.
NB: Not the bumming in the showers; the free brothel.
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"Dear Diary"09:00 Shower time. Got bummed.
10:00 Breakfast.
11:00 Exercise. Dragged off for a bumming.
13:00 Bummed again.
etc etc
I believe a campaign should be undertaken to reintroduce "bumming" into the vernacular - it's playgroundtastic.
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I was unaware it had left.I scarcely let a day go by that doesn't have the word 'bumming' in it somewhere.
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