EccentricsWe all know someone who's a little bit strange - Mum's UFO abduction secret, or the mad Uncle who isn't allowed within 400 yards of Noel Edmonds.
Tell us about your family eccentrics, or just those you've met but don't think you're related to.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08)
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you're rightyou can't be married to yourself. The sex would be boring. (Or, in my case, awesome.)
Why are Sexmonkey and al never around when you need them? And by 'need' I mean 'want', and by 'want' I mean 'want them to post their usual
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:11,
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...Sex is ALWAYS boring when I'm around. I don't need people to stay away for that.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:14,
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I don't believe that for a secondWhy, just yesterday al was talking about your gaping anus, and quite frankly good sir, you don't get a drippy, Sarawak-esque rectum if you haven't been more than a little bit adventurous between the sheets.
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