Eccentric - and a bit mad
I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room when the man who sells watch batteries from a market stall came in.

He went to the receptionist, and said he wanted to make an appointment. The receptionist asked him his name. "It's Mr Fxxxx," he said. She flicked through the record of registered patients.
"Sorry - are you registered here?"
"Yes. Oh - wait. I changed my name, but changed it back. You might have me under my old name..."
"And that was?"
"Mr Campaign-to-Expose-Staffordshire-Police-Corruption"

[pause]

"Ah."
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:22, 9 replies)

still,
that's much easier to pronounce than Mr Fxxxx.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:27, closed)

hahaha
Fucking lunatic.

If I had to change my name, I'd go the Simpsons route and opt for "Handsome B Wonderful".
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:38, closed)

Sure;y
Max Power?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:46, closed)

Hell no
Miguel Sanchez
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:48, closed)

Or
Carlos de Silva
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 16:52, closed)

.
Blade Spiderman
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:20, closed)

Sidonie Antoinette McApeloverage
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:42, closed)

Dirk Gently

( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:15, closed)

Hahaha!
Class.
( Monty Propps, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 15:27, closed)