When I used to work in Portsmouth Boots
I used to stack shelves early morning, when the shop opened a the time we were for some reason forbidden to wear our tabbards, so we used to take them off.

If I was just about to finish, I would just kind of carry it around with me rather than go to the locker room and come back.

So on many an occasion this very happy Inidan man would come up to me, almost pissing himself with laughter and say "Oh look, you are carrying your tunic." He never said anything else to me, ever.

I never did understand why it was soo funny.
(Lympicita, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 0:03, 3 replies)

Maybe he was sent
to try and freak you out.

Maybe he found form constancy/inconstancy hilarious
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 4:10, closed)

How is that not funny?
You were CARRYING YOUR TUNIC!!!!

C'mon... honestly.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 8:36, closed)

This made me laugh
I now have a mental image of you carrying your tabard around with you. Lolz!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:59, closed)