I went to hospital.
Two attractive nurses (girls of course, not those freakish men doing women's work) sat on my bed and laughed at me because I'd been an idiot.

Another time, an attractive nurse (a woman, with breasts and that) held my hand and laughed at me because I was an idiot who'd been bitten by a pig and had severed a tendon.

I like nurses. And breasts.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 May 2013, 13:10, 6 replies)

Well, serves you right for knocking his hat off.
(BeatsWork, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:50, closed)

I caught a policewoman's hat once
A freak wind blew it right into my hands like a frisbee and then I handed it back to her.

/world's worst anecdotes.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:31, closed)

Attractive nurses? Really. They don't exist at my fucking hospitals.
(Flabberghasted, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:07, closed)

You should probably try sexing them instead of pigs them

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:09, closed)

Just think -
it could've been AB.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 16 May 2013, 21:04, closed)

I prefer head nurses
really
(sloremonger, Sat 18 May 2013, 16:24, closed)