For some reason we had a St John's Ambulance crew in attendance at our Med School graduation.
It was reassuring to know that they were there in case there was any medical emergency in a room filled with over a hundred newly qualified doctors.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 May 2013, 22:26, 3 replies)

Smashing stuff.
That said, having seen and drank with "Docs on the lash", even St.Johns would have looked like a safer bet at times.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:06, closed)

Ah, but they know DIFFERENT medicine.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 May 2013, 23:59, closed)

What do you call the medical student who gets the lowest pass mark in his year?
Doctor.
(ubergeekian, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:57, closed)