
Tell us your tales of the police, ambulance workers, firefighters, and - dammit - the coastguard
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...but you'll look less of a berk if you properly prep your trolley first.
( , Thu 16 May 2013, 22:37, 1 reply)

I spent a few years working in a lab, producing monoxenic and axenic cultures and know exactly what good sterile procedure looks like, and that wasn't it.
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As she's picking up dressings etc off the once sterile tray, she's inadvertently depositing infected material onto the tray, and say the top swab left on the tray.
My nurse then picks up that swab, and rubs it into my wound, including the open fracture.
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It is a known fact that pathogens can only flourish with the active assistance of humans. Left to their own devices, they amount to nothing.
No, hang on, that's pandas.
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