I can't wait to read your memoirs
Your ability to create a soul crushingly dull anecdote out of a mundane experience is really quite something.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:14, 3 replies)

^ Too thick to tell the difference between the two of us.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 May 2013, 0:16, closed)

I can't wait to read your memoirs
Your ability to create a soul crushingly dull anecdote out of a mundane experience is really quite something.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:23, closed)

It truly is your input to this board
that makes all the difference to those who contribute to it. Without you... well, what can I say really?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 May 2013, 0:28, closed)

I'm detecting a hint of sarcasm :(

what can I say really?

Dunno, have you tried recounting some boring incidents about your dull family in tiresome detail lately?
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:34, closed)

All this typing extra words must be really hard work both physically and mentally.
Well done you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47, closed)

He should probably just pick a word and keep posting it, over and over. It could be his 'thing'. That sort of stuff is comedy gold - as exemplified by such latter-day classics as "Little Britain" and "The Fast Show".

"I'll get me coat."

Rofl.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:48, closed)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:15, closed)

Some cunt said "Alright"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that better?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 May 2013, 0:22, closed)

alright

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:35, closed)

( Wanderer, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:53, closed)